Norm Blieden, CPA
is the Arcadia Accountant
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I service anyone in the U.S.

Ask yourself important business questions:

  • Is the account setup of your coporation or business in order?
  • Does your Certified Public Accountant provide you a profit and loss analysis?
  • Should you raise your prices during this economic downturn?
  • Are your salaries competitive?
  • Are you sure you need to give those benefits?
  • Is your current insurance package the best alternative for you and your employees?
  • Is Quickbooks set up properly?
  • Are you paying too much in taxes?
  • Should you be an
    S-Corp
    or an LLC?
  • What tax deadlines should you be aware of?
  • Can you really pay zero taxes?
  • Is it time to take a business loan?
  • Is it better to buy or lease
  • Do you have an exit strategy?
  • Is retirement still possible?
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A Monthly Humorous Look at the "EXCITING" world of Accounting - April 2012

Euology

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are asked "When you are being viewed in your casket by family and friends who are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says,
"I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a wonderful family man"
The second guy says,
"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a great schoolteacher"
The Arcadia Accountant says,
"I would like to hear them say ---
look he's moving!
"
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QUESTION: I am about to revamp my accounting system. Do you have any suggestioins?
ANSWER: As you develop your accounting and financial reporting system, you need to ask some critical questions:

  • Who will need and want to see the financial information?
  • What information do we need to manage the business?
  • What information will be needed to satisfy the government, regulatory and taxing authorities?

Visit the Business Section of our website for more practical tips on taxation.